negative.

This morning a very consistently persistent resident of mine came into my office to show me his recent negative HIV/STD test results.  “Good for you,” I said “I am glad to see you are keeping yourself safe.”  His response; “What would be even better for me, is if now that you see I am a clean man you’d finally agree to accompany me to the Olive Garden.” 

I informed him that this too was a negative.

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One Response to negative.

  1. Chris says:

    I don’t know you might want to rethink that one. The Olive Garden is pretty hard to pass up. They have that “all you can eat” soup and breadstick deal.

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