beyonce.

I was walking to a training down the street this morning when I walked by a homeless man who gave me the once over and began spittin’ out compliments.  I gave him a half-smile and proceeded to walk by.  When I had passed him and my back to him I heard him holler “Baby girl, come back — you look like a star, like Beyonce…..sh*t, that doesn’t work, she’s white.  [to his friend] Man, who’s a white celebrity who’s fine and white?!  Come on man hurry, give me a name, I gotta get her to come back!”

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2 Responses to beyonce.

  1. Rick Durrance says:

    Thank goodness he didn’t come up with a name!!!

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  2. Becca Groombridge says:

    Fantastic! That made me laugh!

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