happy half-hanukkah.

“Miss R., do you eat ham?”

“No, I don’t like it.”

“Oh right, because you are Jewish.”

“Well, I am really only half Jewish and I don’t really practice Jewish customs.”

“Oh okay, I get it – so your stomach is Jewish, but the rest of you isn’t?”

“Hmmm yes, something like that.”

this picture is not very relevant to the story, but still really funny.

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